“This is not gonna be good…”
It’s not really funny at all. A Union Pacific locomotive slamming into the side of a semi. It was stuck at the railroad crossing on some rural road in Midland, Texas Not really funny. Except for the...
View ArticlePoor soul is legally dead
“I don’t know where that leaves you, but you’re still deceased as far as the law is concerned.” That’s what the judge said. The poor soul. He had “disappeared” back in 1986. A broken down alcoholic...
View ArticleVideo: Too dumb to get out of a parking lot
First off, the driver is a woman. And while larger vehicles manage to navigate their way out of this nightmare of an urban parking lot, the little lady in the subcompact has trouble. Big trouble. It...
View ArticleLeave no trace? Scout leaders desecrate a state park
The man behind the video camera said it was “all about saving lives here in Goblin Valley”. Goblin Valley State Park in Utah. It’s a unique landscape of eroded sandstone formations that dates back to...
View ArticleA “explaination” of an explantion for comments on slavery
He has an “explaination” on his website. For his explanation of his political philosophy. The one he explained in this manner. “…Yeah, if that’s what the citizens of the, if that’s what the...
View ArticleA moron. With a shotgun.
The Tennessee boys were ‘papering’ the local high school principal’s yard. Perhaps a pre-Halloween prank. And afterwards, Huntland principal Ken Bishop didn’t even file charges against the naughty...
View ArticleA creepy old newsreel features a Texas woman flinging knives at her daughers
It makes your skin crawl. A creepy old 1950′s newsreel featuring a Texas woman flinging knives at her two young daughters. The “targets” for her routine. For an audience. Of girls. And nuns. Yes, nuns....
View ArticleThe Reason for the Season? War.
They say Jesus is the Reason for the Season. “It’s about that little baby wrapped in swaddling clothes who arrived long before hope and change became political manipulations.” And the Season is almost...
View ArticleNorth Korea can’t even fake it with Photoshop
It was said that photos can be deceiving. That was before Photoshop. Photoshop is a friend to the imperfect celebrity trying to sell perfection. It’s also a friend to communists in countries like North...
View Article‘Stupid’ Thanksgiving and the Miley Cyrus twerkey
Contrary to popular belief, the turkey is not dumb. Poultry scientist Tom Savage works with turkeys. “I’ve always viewed turkeys as smart animals with personality and character, and keen awareness of...
View ArticleTed Cruz is amazed by himself!
Pretty cool — not something you see every day! http://t.co/3Ect7zNUBZ — Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) December 12, 2013 Nobody blows Texas Senator Ted Cruz away. Like Texas Senator Ted Cruz. Just call him...
View ArticleA run for his life and Houston airport security gets a run for their money
As it turned out he was running for his life. But not before he gave them a run for their money. Video from what must have been a helicopter news crew suffering from boredom captured over three minutes...
View ArticleReally wanna know your DNA?
They don’t say which one. But it’s the latest “all-new television series on a major cable network”. More dreadful, lowbrow A&E programming? Or the weepy and pathetic Lifetime Channel. It’s called...
View ArticleIt’s “football training”
This guy could be father of the year. In hell. But this is Texas. Sometimes there’s not much of a distinction between the two. “Come on, faster Yeats.” Yeats is a four year old. His first name is...
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